Free AI CV roast · No sign-up
Upload your CV and get a brutally honest AI roast with a score and specific fixes. Download the roast to share, or let AI write you a brand-new CV. Completely free.
How it works
Most roasts take under a minute. Fixing your CV takes a little longer — that part's on you.
Drop a PDF, DOCX or TXT file — or paste the text. No account, no email, no card.
An overall score, a brutally honest roast, the biggest problems ranked by impact, and feedback for every section.
Save a shareable roast card, or let AI rewrite your CV using the fixes — then download it as a PDF.
Example roast
A fictional CV, judged the way yours will be: an overall score, the roast, feedback by category, and fixes you can actually use.
Marketing Manager
Summary
Hard-working, results-driven team player1 with a passion for synergy and strong communication skills.
Experience
Marketing Manager
Brightline Foods · 2021 – Present
Skills
Microsoft Office, Communication, Leadership, Canva, Time Management
Real experience, buried under buzzwords.
Alex clearly did the work, but the CV describes job duties instead of results, so a recruiter can't tell a great marketer from an average one.
The roast
“Results-driven” — and yet not a single result in sight. This summary is a LinkedIn bingo card.
Every bullet opens with “responsible for”. Recruiters don't hire responsibilities; they hire outcomes.
“Helped increase brand awareness” by how much, for whom? That's a horoscope, not a bullet point.
Feedback by category
Fix these first
Before / after
Before
Responsible for managing social media and campaigns.
After
Ran paid and organic social across 3 channels, growing Instagram from 4k to 31k followers in 9 months and driving 18% of web sign-ups.
Example numbers are illustrative. Use your real ones — a rewrite only works if you can back it up in an interview.
Score tiers
Every roast lands in a tier. Flex the good ones, laugh at the bad ones, then challenge a friend to beat you.
Unroastable
90–100
The judge found nothing to burn.
Hard to roast
80–89
Recruiters will actually read this one.
Lightly toasted
70–79
Solid, with a few crispy edges.
Medium rare
60–69
Promising, but still a bit raw.
Well done
40–59
Not a compliment. Thoroughly roasted.
Burnt to a crisp
0–39
Call the fire brigade. Then rewrite it.
Yes. Roasting your CV, downloading the roast, and generating a new CV are all free. There's no account, no email sign-up, and no payment details.
Your file is read to extract its text, which is sent to our AI provider to produce your feedback or new CV. VibeJudge doesn't store your CV, and its contents never go into analytics or URLs.
PDF, DOCX, or TXT files up to 6 MB. Scanned, image-only PDFs don't contain readable text — use “Paste text” instead.
Yes. Choose “No CV yet” and answer a few quick questions about your education, any work (part-time and informal jobs count), projects, and skills. The AI writes a clean first CV from your answers only, and then you can let the judge roast it.
The CV writer is instructed to use only facts from your original CV: no invented employers, titles, dates, degrees, or metrics. AI can still slip, so review every detail before you send it.
It roasts the document, not the person. It never comments on personal characteristics, and every joke comes with a specific fix.
To keep it free for everyone, there's a fair-use limit of 8 roasts and 6 generated CVs per hour.
Find out in under a minute. Free, no account, no corporate ceremony.
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